If I’m not supposed to have crushes on middle aged men then why are they so hot? Explain that political party of your choosing
i would like to be loved like a fanfic or fucked like a fanfic but i will take both please and thank you
My favorite ultra-specific character type is “this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he’d be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story.”
latenightsuburbansprinklersystem:
god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro